Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Things People Don't Understand About Culinary Students

I wrote this post on my personal blog, thought I would share!

We have real college degrees. 
We took English and math classes just like you.  I will not use my intro to physiology or religion classes in the kitchen, but I still had to take them.

We love it when people cook for us.  
Please don't be scared to make us food.  We are food lovers not food critics.

We have weird names for things. 
"Robokus" are food processor.  "French" means knife. "Up at" means serve. "Side towels" are pot holders.

We talk fast, use a lot of French terms, and don't measure.
Get used to it.

We laugh at one-use kitchen tools. 
Apple slicer? We have a knife for that.

We are passionate learners.We learn best by mistakes, so expect some experiments that are disgusting or delicious... and if its good, don't ask us to replicate it the next night.  We weren't paying that much attention, we won't remember.

We can work noon to midnight and still have energy to burn.
Our jobs are exciting and hard.  Adrenaline gets us through a shift and it hangs around for a few hours after.  If you want us to come home after work, we are gonna make noise... let us go out with the gang and grab food and drinks before we come home.

We hate being still.
Don't ask us to sit till the job is done.

We call things out.
"Sharp! Hot! Open! Behind! Hot and sloppy!" When we yell, pay attention.

We love people and serving them.
Which means working nights, weekends, and holidays.  Don't get upset about us missing Mothers Day... again.

We hate doing dishes, but we hate not doing them.
Things have to be clean, and it drives us crazy when they aren't

We don't like people to touch our knives. Don't.
Our knives are an extension of our arms.  We know when they need to be sharpened, how they should be weighted, how the grip should be molded, and how we liked them cleaned.  Taking our knives is like taking away the keys from a teenager on their sixteenth birthday.  Expect some screaming.

We will ask you to do things, but if you aren't fast enough, we will do them 
ourselves.
Don't get upset with us... we are just trying to get the job done.
We keep the sinks empty unless washing something.
If we find something sharp hiding under the suds, you will get yelled at.

We have a flow.
If you mess with it, we will get flustered.  It's just one of those weird ticks we have.
Here is the link if you would like to read some more! Click HERE!

-Lauren

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